Walnut Bison
Do you like my jokes? They will make you laugh?
Ok here it goes. If I made you laugh, please give me a star!
What did the mother buffalo said to her son as he was leaving for school?
Bison.
What is the meanest thing you can do to a blind person?
Leave the plunger in the toilet.
Broccoli: I look like a tree!
Walnut: I look like a brain!
Banana: I look like a phone!
Mushroom: Can we PLEASE change the subject?!
What do you do if someone is having a seizure in the bathtub? Throw in a load of laundry.
So, hydroxide, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walk into a bar. The bartender shouted "OH SNaP!"
I have an image of Jesus that pops up on my PC screen if I leave it idle for 10 minutes. It's my screen saviour.
*Rubs forehead twice*
here is a funny one
how did the blonde try and kill the fish?
she drowned it.
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